- You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.
- A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.
- You'll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.
- Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.
- Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
- Anything will fit a naked man.
- The only cure for love is marriage.
And my favorite: "He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday."